all-twerk-no-play:

I just watched Adam’s hair adding video, and I got a little carried away

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groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

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nintendoodle:

black-knife:

moniquill:

Abandoned 123 year old school

For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.

plant blog

this is a building not a plant

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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fleurilia:

ultraraw:

urbanreading:

Being haunted by desire of authenticity I take stealthy photos sometimes. I am interested to know how people read when they think nobody’s looking. The world surely does not exist for them at that moment.

I really like this

Also this guy is super cute

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This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

posted 14 hours ago with 338962 notes (orig)

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

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elmakias:

disasterstrikesme:

My mom questions why I have a grown bald man as my bookmark. She clearly doesn’t understand who this man is.

Moms don’t understand me. Just one does, and she is mine. WOW SO CHEESY. probably shouldnt post this, probably going to anyway. 

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